In Houston

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jpchan/8796201164/

It’s been a few years since I last visited, but I found myself easily adapting again to the peculiar customs of Houston.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jpchan/8796201532/

Were it not for the shirt, I believe I could have passed for a native, as you can see in these photographs.

101F

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jpchan/8563649866/

Holy moly, it’s been a while since I had a fever this high.

The only question now is: am I finally starting the Breaking Bad marathon or the Downton Abbey marathon?

What I Drink When I Drink

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You may know I don’t drink alcohol. But until now you didn’t know the real reason why: once you drink Trump Ice, no other beverage will satisfy.

(Everlasting gratitude to my brother JJ Chan for this gift of gifts.)

Objects in Mirror

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Even the parking attendant can’t stop looking at my ginormous Bossypants hands.

(Manhattan)

Final Pro Cut

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jpchan/7027746361/

I was so excited about my first professional haircut in six years (been DIY since 2006) that I forgot to smile.

BIG thanks fo the amazing Shin for the cut.

(Drawing Room, 148 Spring St, Manhattan)