K-Town Krazy!


Whatever happened to a simple “All Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work?”(35 St, Manhattan)



This bus unsettles me, but I’m just not sure why…(48 St & 9 Av, Manhattan)

Make That Change?


I started with the man in the mirror, asking him to change his ways. I felt no message could have been any clearer.”If you want to make the world a better place,” I said. “Take a look at yourself — and make that change.””Leave me alone or I’ll smash that cameraphone of yours,” he repiled.(Egg Custard Cafe, Mott St, Manhattan)

Apocalypse, Next!


Whenever my out-of-town town friends mock my tolerance for the daily inconveniences and humiliations of NYC life, I can usually chalk it up to their obvious jealousy and feelings of inferiority of living in a lesser city. But after spending ten minutes in the rain to enter, twenty minutes to check-out, and $130 on barely a week’s worth of food at a store that’s only just now come to New York, all I can say is: hey, at least we have a 24 hour subway.(Trader Joe’s, 14 St, Manhattan)