We’ll start with this…what do you want me to start with? The Golden Gate Bridge? Now watch. Watch this. Here we go. There. [He steps up.] There. Now. I look up, I look down. I look up. I look down. There’s nothin’ to it. YIKES!!!! What the HECK, Midge?

Vertigo (mostly…)

(Vital Theatre, 76 St & Broadway, Manhattan)