I came to Atlanta to help save the world, but I wound up spending a lot of time standing in line with a friend that really, really needed to buy something the first day it came out. I was feeling quite guilty about this, but then someone reminded me that a world where you can’t help your friends isn’t a world worth saving.

OK, I totally made that last part up, but that doesn’t give you the right to judge me. You’re not the king of me. Go make someone else feel bad, why don’t you.

(Lenox Square Mall, Atlanta)