This might be Kidney Pants, my cousin’s cat. He’s on long-term loan to an aunt in San Jose. I say might because I suspect I may have misheard my aunt when I asked her what his name was. Despite this, I don’t want to ask for clarification because, truthfully, is it gonna be better than Kidney Pants? Not likely.

Note: his eyes really are that wide normally. He looks like he’s in a perpetual state of amazement.

(San Jose, CA)