Things I’m Gonna Try Not to Say Today
1. [name] in the house!
2. I wanna take it to the next level.
3. Sure, I’ll sponsor you.
4. There’s no capital Z in “Asian.”
5. Well, I got honorable mention once.
6. OK, super-size it.
8. Sorry, I thought these were free samples.
9. I had this dream last night that I was stabbing you.
10. Spare any change?