Pahk Yah Cah in Haavad Yahd

Things I’m Gonna Try Not to Say Today

1. [name] in the house!

2. I wanna take it to the next level.

3. Sure, I’ll sponsor you.

4. There’s no capital Z in “Asian.”

5. Well, I got honorable mention once.

6. OK, super-size it.

7. Hella.

8. Sorry, I thought these were free samples.

9. I had this dream last night that I was stabbing you.

10. Spare any change?

(Fulton St & Cliff St, Manhattan)