Alternate names for Patience & Fortitude, the New York Public Library lions:
1. Bookish & Dateless
2. Chicken & Broccoli
3. PlayStation & Xbox
4. Siegfried & Roy
5. Illiteracy & Unemployment
6. Brad & Jennifer
7. Drunk & Disorderly
8. The New Hot 97 Morning Crew
9. Readin’ & Rithmatec
10. Barnes & Noble
(NYPL Humanities & Social Sciences Library, 42 St & 5 Av)