The Secret of My Success

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Blandly Positive/Reassuring Things I Say When I Don’t Want to Say What I Really Think
(especially useful at the office)

1. It makes a lot of sense.
2. Yeah, I hear that.
3. I think you’re onto something there.
4. Sounds like a plan.
5. There’s something to be said for that.
6. I think it’s inherent to the process.
7. It’s not really you; these computers just aren’t configured correctly.
8. Word, negro.

(“Charging Bull,” Bowling Green)

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